Krissy asked Kian to write a note to himself so he doesn’t forget to sharpen his pencils in homeroom. Kian had other plans.
Keep Them Sharp
Arms and Fingers
Kian: I want four arms with six fingers on each hand. That way I can count more and hold on to more stuff.
Kian: Cheapskank
Me: What???
Kian: Because you don’t want to buy a towel warmer. You’re a cheapskank.
Me & Krissy: 😂😂😂
4th and 8th
First day of school!
Normal
Mommy: What does extraordinary mean?
Kian: I don’t know?
Mommy: Well, what does ordinary mean?
Kian: Normal
Mommy: So then was does extraordinary mean?
Kian: Extra normal?😂
Snow Day
At least one of them still enjoys playing in the snow. 😭
8.
What a week! Kian’s birthday started with a surprise lunch from McDonald’s at school, basketball at the Y, Dave and Buster’s with cousins, dinner, and ended the week with a literal “bang” at Aberdeen Proving Ground.
As he wrapped up his second flag football season, his team won the championship! They finished 9–0, scoring 242 total points and only allowing 30. Kian also scored his first touchdown!
Good Enough
Today was “the best” because Kian had math class at the end of the day instead of the beginning.
Dad: Why was math at the end of the day instead?
Kian: Because we had to take the Math Inventory test. There were some multiplication questions that I skipped because we didn’t learn that yet and we’re allowed to skip three times.
Dad: How do you think you did?
Kian: Well, I think I did good enough to go to third grade.
Dad: That’s awesome! (holding in laughter)
Coca Cola
Kian: Hey Ate, can you say Coca Cola without touching your lips? Because I did it like ONE time. It’s so hard.
Kira: (looks around confused) Uhhh YES.
Mom/Dad: (cracking up)
Dad: Kian, say it normally. Your lips don’t touch when you say Coca Cola anyway!
With an E-R
Kian: Someone killed me in Fortnite and then whenI was revived, I went after him and smoked him badder.
Kira: Badder???
Kian: YEAH. With an E-R!
Kira/Mommy/Daddy: 😑😂😂😂
What day is today?
Kian hasn’t been feeling well so he took Thursday and Friday off from school. By Friday night he was feeling better.
Kian: I think I’m ready to go back to school tomorrow.
(This is probably the first time he has ever wanted to go to school.)
Daddy: That’s great to hear!… But tomorrow is Saturday.
Kian: Oh. Well. I guess my weekend started already.
Everyday Kira & Kian 